20th Century Fox is set to release a movie about President Abraham Lincoln…fighting vampires. That’s right, vampires… huh?

In the upcoming film “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” Honest Abe is born into an era of bloodsuckers during a time of mass immigration, as the vampires are being flushed out of Europe. His mother and grandfather were killed by vampires. When he’s elected president, he leads the charge into the Civil War as a means of averting a takeover by fucking vampires.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

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